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24

Mishaps and tears

Mishaps and tears

Usually in my household, we fend for ourselves when it comes to food. Mum, reserving to her carryout nonsense and I, to the oh-so-painless instant noodles. Yesterday however, I decided to brave the world of culinary arts and attempt to make Mongolian beef. Usually this dish is made with green onions, but since we didn’t have any on hand (outrageous!) I had to resort to substituting the very important ingredient with a regular onion. Since I am an avid watcher of the Food Network, I know a few tricks when it comes to cutting onions. For instance, if you don’t want the waterworks to start, throw on a pair of sunglasses. Which I did, naturally, I always trust what the food experts. :happy: After the cutting was done, I moved on to the meat- which is actually pretty nasty if you look too close. After 20 minutes or so, the stove was on high and the oil was crackling merrily, the meat was browning nicely and my sauce was thickening. (I praise the miracle that is soy sauce.) This is when it all started to go downhill, right when I reached for my bowl of onions. I had assumed at this point that it was safe to take my sunglasses off. Because you never see Rachel Ray cooking with sunglasses on, do you? Oh boy, that was one strong onion, during the process when transferring the onions to the pan, I started tearing up. Instinctively, I reached up and whipped my eyes with my hand. Needless to say that the stinging pain got worse, way worse. The rest of my night involved many trips to the bathroom and half a container of soap… I’ll spare the gruesome details.

Site wise:

I was extremely pleased when I checked the site’s statistics today :smile: rooeh.net has been averaging 300-480 unique hits per day this week! Thank you so much for visiting this humble site, I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. To celebrate, I’ve added a new brush set, and plan on adding the vector stocks I’ve prepared. As well as some new textures :shiftyeyes: I think they’ll receive your approval.

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10 Responses to “Mishaps and tears”
  1. :eek: :sad:

    Hmmm.
    That’d make for quite an interesting show! They’d look pretty cool though. B)

    Cute smilies! :happy:

    And don’t worry. They have my aproval indefinitally!!!!
    ~Alice

    11:55 am on 8/24/07
  2. i cant blame them for coming to your site, your layout is gorgeous =) anyway i hope you feel better, i think you know the secret to blogging now lol

    2:44 pm on 8/24/07
  3. This is like the best blog, yet!
    I love how you said, “…avid watcher of the Food Network…”!
    Man. I love the Food Network, too.

    Keep adventuring to more culinary challenges!

    Love, Tiger

    P.S. Yay us for coming to the site everyday!

    4:24 pm on 8/24/07
  4. ohhh….that’s why i stick to noodles lol.

    i was actually excited to go to the eye doctor, cause 2 years ago when i went, all they did was put the big machine in front of me so i could pick the lenses. But this year, they did so many scary stuff. :eek:

    4:06 pm on 8/25/07
  5. I love this. I love this. You are chosen as my next featured site, congratulations.
    Affiliates?

    7:56 pm on 8/25/07
  6. OMG, your layout is fricken AMAZING. I could never make something like that. You’ll be working for Apple next week, lol.
    Sucks, lol. Yeah, substituting onions probably wasn’t such a good idea. I mean, they taste good (I like them better than green onions) but if you aren’t used to being around them their going to make your eyes burn a lot.
    Don’t worry, next time I’m sure that it’ll go better! Good luck! :D

    12:14 am on 8/27/07
  7. I love your writing!
    It made me smile so many times ^^
    “…you never see Rachel Ray cooking with sunglasses on…”
    so cute x]
    You never said how the dish tasted! Was it yummy?

    11:12 pm on 8/28/07
  8. haha lol, well i’m not really sure if it was him, it just looked so much like him :neutral:

    12:44 am on 8/31/07
  9. You’re not alone my dear Roo-ey-kins. I tried to make a two layer cake from a mix… well, I don’t know what happened, but it ended up being about an inch tall and all of the devil’s-food-chocolate-yumminess was intensified into the tiny little slices… yeah, we threw it away.

    But anyway, keep it up

    5:25 pm on 9/1/07
  10. Your writing is so beatuiful!Iappricate it very much! Sincerely wish you get much progress in the future!

    Clare

    Your friend in China

    3:59 am on 9/9/07
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